Monday, March 09, 2009

It's that time again...to Not Me you all.


Mckmama...Do NOT check her out...She's so NOT awesome....


Me and Lil Rambler did NOT make cupcakes for her daddy Thursday who came home Friday.

I did NOT almost cry when Woof Woof came around the corner with a cupcake in his mouth.

I did NOT walk into the kitchen to see that Lil Rambler had NOT licked off ALL the frosting on the 5 remaining cupcakes. (Look, I made a cake too okay, so I didn't EAT all the cupcakes...in case you were counting!)

I did NOT just shrug my shoulders and sigh "OH Well" and say at least I have the cake.

I did NOT hide the remaining frosting from the crack-like frosting addict that my 2 year old turned into.

I did NOT have my eyes glaze over as this woman thought it alright to speak to me like I was an idiot at work today. The professional me did NOT bite my tongue and took her order. The bitch in me did NOT NOT want to walk away and tell her to go anywhere...but here. I.am.NOT.professional.

In Karma's way, of NOT saying good job for being professional, did NOT give me the nicest and most polite party of 26 people EVER. They did NOT make me remember why I do NOT enjoy being in the hospitality business.

That folks, is NOT all she wrote.









23 ramblings of your own:

Shorty said...

You are so NOT in denial. Love it! Great post!

Cammie said...

heeheeee. Happy Monday!

Cammie said...

heeheeee. Happy Monday!

Cammie said...

heeheeee. Happy Monday!

jineen said...

love it, why is it that kids do love icing so much? i would have had a heart attack about the dog though...good job on shrugging it off!

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

I remember the frosting eating days, cute and fun. Sorry about the pain in the arse customer - not so fun.

Christina said...

Come on... who isn't a crack-like frosting addict? :-)

"FINE"al thoughts... said...

I love these "Not Me" posts. They are so funny! I might have to try it some time. Thanks for rambling...you got interesting stuff to say. Stop by from SITS rollcall. Happy Monday!

Tooj said...

It really stinks when people can't treat others with respect. Those that take "the customer is always right" too far are NOT my favorite people. And I mean NOT here! :)

Saundra@ItalianMamaGoneCrazy said...

The not stuff makes my brain scramble... I can't wrap my tiny brain around it.

LOL!

Penz said...

cupcakes sound sooo good right now...:)

Mighty M said...

My daughter is a bit of a frosting fiend herself. She DID NOT at all get that from me! ;-)

antibloggedy said...

That lady is a work....If it makes you feel better, I had a "guest" state in an accusatory tone that I had done him wrong on his credit card, when in fact I guided him to contact his online bank that put a double "estimated" hold on his account along with the "actual" hold. righteous was I when my boss told him to calm down and listen to us, and realize we are trying to assist him and he needed to work "with us" not "against us". =)
I certainly did NOT kill him with the Hawaiian kindness and offer to contact his online bank for him and he apologetically said it would not be necessary.

SCORE one for the Hospitality chicks!

The Blonde Duck said...

Were they pink cupcakes? :)

Brittany said...

Smart kid... who needs cupcakes when there is yummy frosting?!

Dang, now I want a cupcake (unlicked, please)!

Thank you for visiting my blog and being so supportive! :)

Muppet Soul said...

There's frosting? Where?

I am jealous. I so (do) want to be one of those women who bakes.

Mmmm.. Or maybe just the type with a can of frosting and a spoon.

I cannot be in the hospitality business! I am what you call "a little too much" for some people.

::shrug::

Just A Mom (Call me JAM for short) said...

OMGosh, I WOULD have cried if I had a woof woof that came and ate my cupcakes. Love the list this week!

feather k said...

thanks for visiting today! your comment made me laugh about almost peeing your pants...imagine being there :)...btw...good call with "not" hiding the icing...from one recovering icing addict...stop it while you can :)

Patty said...

I always want to do the NOT ME post but I either forget or don't think I can be as witty.

There's always next week.

Nana said...

Oh that last part did NOT sound fun!

Melissa said...

Get list. Happy Tuesday.

Lyndsay said...

LOVE IT Rambler ... and I don't think I've told you how much I dig the new design!

K said...

I really enjoy not me monday.

I hope work goes a little better.