Friday, May 15, 2009

Good times to be had....a little risque from the Rambler


THIS made my entire night.

A couple was fighting in my outside cafe. The server had just put in their dinner order and was told by the host that she thought a table abruptly left. The server realizing it was just the one she rang in runs up to the kitchen to cancel the order.

While she's gone my bartender's table mentioned to her what the fight had been about and said how it ended.

No sheeshing you here.

The guest said...
"Uh Someone just stood up and said...'Your not doing it up my ass anymore? I hate you!' and uh stormed off."

Record screeching in your head?

(No they didn't!)

CAN YOU IMAGINE?

Eating innocently and this is said/screamed/cried by the neighboring table while arguing?

I would have choked on my food. Or at least snorted out my sodie pop.

You couldn't yell...

"You don't LOVE me anymore! I hate you"???

Well, I suppose we can rest assure that someone ISN'T putting it up someones butt!

Have a great weekend all!






28 ramblings of your own:

Jodi said...

OMG! Too funny! It's amazing what people will fight about in public. I would have choked on my food too!

Shorty said...

Perhaps that was a metaphorical statement. Let's go with that one.

Maki said...

Aw this is HILARIOUS.. I can totally picture it.

Hey btw, I'm coming back to the island for my BFF's wedding - maybe we can hang??

K said...

Oh my!

Nothing like a little oversharing to spice up your dinner.

Aubrey said...

I totally know what I am shouting at my husband on date night tonight! LOL

Can you imagine his horror!!??

Martha said...

Never a dull moment at Chez Ramblerina's.

DiPaola Momma said...

One has to think.. what was the convo like prior to this outburst. Either that or what were you serving... I've heard the French eat tounge.. may haps in Hawaii they have... shall we say "other" tastes.. he he

MammaDucky said...

Was this an odd new episode for 20/20's "What Would You Do?" series? If not, I'm gonna write this situation in as a suggestion. Would totally boost their ratings, no?

Sticky (not too) said...

**snort** way too funny! Maybe she was just trying to embarrass him?
Hmmm, have to think on that one a little...what would YOU say to get back at someone during a public fight?

Mighty M said...

Very funny! Someone left there VERY humiliated. Unless it was all a big joke!

Heather, aka Jake's Mommy said...

Oohh my dear!! NO WAY!!! That's hilarious. We were at Cracker Barrel last night and a lady at a nearby (as in right behind us) passed gas and then acted like nothing happened. But me, with my 12 y/o sense of humor, cracked up and spewed water from my nose. I can't even imagine what I'd do if I'd heard the butt comments.

mo.stoneskin said...

You misheard me. I said

"You're not mowing my grass any more? I hate you!"

And when you've seen my grass you'll understand.

lagirl said...

I'm sure their MaMa would be so proud...We're they ever taught that there are just some things which are private??? Talk about TMI!!

cari said...

oh my. haha.

Michelle said...

Wow. Then again, when this is the biggest problem, I suppose that making sure you don't embarrass people around you isn't your top concern. Wow.

The Blonde Duck said...

I really hope that was a metaphore!

So Not Mom-a-licious said...

My husband would have fallen on the floor laughing. I would have jumped up and yelled "yeah, same goes for me!" Just for drama of course.

Linda Hughes said...

EEEWWWW! Gross! But(t) I laughed so hard my stomach hurts now. You never fail to entertain! Thanks for the belly laughs.

Kathy B! said...

I think we're even for laughs now! I better come up with something good ASAP... I like to stay ahead :)

WhisperingWriter said...

LOL oh my. I'd have cracked up. I'm cracking up now.

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

I would have called this free entertainment.

Fiauna said...

Uh ... Oh my!

ClaireMontgomeryMD said...

and this just made MY night!

Shawn said...

Well, I'm relieved. I'm glad to know that there is another sphincter muscle that will survive until their old age....

Hmmmmm.

Tooj said...

I sincerely hope that these people were using that term metaphorically. LOL

Aunt of 14 said...

Sheesh, the things I miss for being deaf!! Hilarious!

Kathy B! said...

WOW! I think I would've dropped a plate!

Muppet Soul said...

YESSSSSSS.

My favorite sick thing EVER is when people argue in public. I friggin love getting a glimpse into the weird little lives of others.