THIS made my entire night.
A couple was fighting in my outside cafe. The server had just put in their dinner order and was told by the host that she thought a table abruptly left. The server realizing it was just the one she rang in runs up to the kitchen to cancel the order.
While she's gone my bartender's table mentioned to her what the fight had been about and said how it ended.
No sheeshing you here.
The guest said...
"Uh Someone just stood up and said...'Your not doing it up my ass anymore? I hate you!' and uh stormed off."
Record screeching in your head?
(No they didn't!)
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
Eating innocently and this is said/screamed/cried by the neighboring table while arguing?
I would have choked on my food. Or at least snorted out my sodie pop.
You couldn't yell...
"You don't LOVE me anymore! I hate you"???
Well, I suppose we can rest assure that someone ISN'T putting it up someones butt!
Have a great weekend all!
57 minutes ago