You know her.
Maybe you are her.
She's the woman who slides out of bed while leaving barely an imprint of herself in the bed. She fights with the eye boogey that has attached itself to the top AND bottom eyelash. And prays that the toothpaste is really toothpaste and not husband's shaving cream.
The eye boogey has been washed out with remnants of water and traces of toothpaste left on fingers. Searing pain still does not wake her fully.
And stumbles out of the bathroom.
She looks in mirror. With one eye.
She re-dresses as her yoga pants are on backwards.
She answers the pleas of Juuucee & Eat.
The toddler of the Zombie mother has already gotten up. And has already lined all toys out on the floor from front door to her bedroom.
Toddler has the energy that defeats the family of the energizer bunnies and wants Zombie mom on full attention.
All before a decent cup of coffee.
Do you know her?
1 hour ago