Thursday, July 30, 2009

Think About it Thursdays #26...Your life on the big screen

Yes. We took a little break. But it's OK. We, meaning me and Think About It, are back to ask YOU what you think.

Thank you to those that really LET IT OUT about who bugged them...

Saskia said...

This question is easy-peasy to answer.


Urgh he is the most horrid man IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

~ He has the biggest beer gut
~ And an egg shaped head
~ He is red
~ He bought his wife from a website in Thailand specialising in pretty young wives for rich red old men
~ He has "enemies" by his own admission
~ He knows EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING and is NEVER WRONG of course, by his own admission (and no one else's)

And yesterday he told me off for using a paperclip instead of a stapler!!!!!!!


And breathe.

I'm looking for a new job. Looking really, really hard.

Saskia x

Oh made me feel your pain. 'And breathe' was my favorite part.
Tooj said...

The fast guy in traffic.
The slow guy in traffic.
My stepson's mother.
My stepson's grandmother.
Sometimes my husband.
Sometimes my children.
Sometimes my siblings.
Sometimes my parents.
The KKK.
The Neo Nazis.
Lindsay Lohan.
Perez Hilton.
The Real World cast.
The Bachelorette casting directors.
Punk a$$ kids today.

Did you want to know why?

This was my favorite comment that day!!
On to this weeks question....

"If your life story were told on the big screen what would the title be and who would you want to star as you?"

Don't hold back...:)

23 ramblings of your own:

Aunt of 14 said...

Right off the bat... a straight version of Rosie o Donnell would play the part of me. And she'd have to dye her hair blonde. And the movie would be called "The Boring Life of a Neurotic Blogger"

Mammatalk said...

Ok, you're making me put on my thinking cap for this one. Gotta go thunk on this!

The Blonde Duck said...

It would be called A Duck in her Pond. And Reece Witherspoon, b/c she played Elle!

One Sassy Girl said...

Well, the most humorous times of my life are when I'm with my gays (no, I'm not Kathy Griffin), so I'd be played by Charlize Theron (cause who wouldn't want that?!) and her co-stars would be a gaggle of gorgeous gay men like Rupert Everett and TR Knight.
The title would be "Megan and her Gay Menagerie" or maybe "The Gay Collector"
It would be a Rom-Com where I'd be swept off my feet by Gerard Butler (a girl can dream) while her gay friends would make witty jokes about hot he is.
I'm off to write the screenplay now ;)

the ungourmet said...

What an icky man!

I don't have any any idea what it would be called but I like Drew Barrymore even though she's younger than I am. :0)

lagirl/sweet tea said...

Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh!
I KNOW the answer to this one.

The movie would be "Hope Floats" and naturally Sandra Bullock would play me and Harry Connick Jr would wear that crisp white shirt, tight jeans and cowboy hat, just like he really DOES in the movie. And he would pursue me, Birdie...I AM this movie...You didn't say it would have to be TRUE, did you??
I LOVE the chemistry between the two of them! Sooooo Sexy!!

Anonymous said...

This is a hard one - I think I'd take Anne Hathaway to play me (there aren't that many brunettes around and I'll just pretend she isn't 5 years younger than me).

Maybe call it : Everything I didn't know I wanted

Maybe that's too lame. I guess that's why hollywood isn't lining up for my screen plays.

Amy McMean said...

"Unforecasted Future"

I figure that pretty much covers it. Everything I thought I would be, have, or need, aren't coming in the timely manner that I "thought" they would/should. Maybe even "By the seat of my pants". either work for me.

As for who would play me. Pick someone pretty. That's all I ask. oh yeah, and could her boobs and hair be real and she not be stick skinny, because I'm sure as hell not.

Kathy B! said...

My head hurst and all I can think is, "I need Advil" as for who would play me? The Energizer Bunny.

MommyAmy said...

I'm thinking maybe Jennifer Garner. She's much prettier than me but she does goofy/clumsy really well.

I think the title would be "Double Trouble". I have twin girls, and one of them is really a handful. Oh, and they're 2. I think that about sums it up!

WhisperingWriter said...

I would love if Drew Barrymore would play me. I love her!

My title would be something like The Klutz or Awkwardness Abound!

Jennifer Juniper said...

I'm going to say, "Don't Hold Back" and it would be a little disjointed and fast paced :) I like someone a little like Sandra Bullock for me. Hmmmm, yeah, I like her for me alot!

Saskia said...

Ooh, this is a difficult question...

My film would be called "An Anglo-Dutch Girl" - long story short my mum & aunt sung a song about me the 'anglo dutch girl'!! Yes my family is weird!

I would like Kate Winslet to portray me.

Saskia xx

PS I think redman will take me to an early grave... he scuppered my ebaying this morning and I missed out on the best bargain ever :(

Fiauna said...

Well, I'd want someone gorgeous to play me, for sure. Oh, like maybe, Ashley Judd. But I'm afraid that title would have to be something boring and frumpy. Who wants to watch a movie about a thirty-something stay-at-home mom? Oh well, at least I'm not being chased by a serial killer, huh.

Anonymous said...

I'd call it Sarcasm's Underrated. I think Rachel McAdams could play me.

Heather of the EO said...

oooooh, I guess Maggie Gyllenhaal would have to play me since everyone says I look like her. (and I think she's an excellent actress)

I have no idea what the title would be...that's hard.

there we go, "That's Hard." :)

Mary at My New 30 said...

Oh lord, don't even want to go there LOL...

Just wanted to say thanks for stopping by and leaving congrats. Not that I don't love my grandson, but I sure am loving this little bundle of girlie girl that has just arrived!

Mammatalk said...

Ok, still can't think of anything, but had to re-read this post. Can't get over the egg shaped, red boss!

Queenie Jeannie said...

This is too scary. I plead the fifth!

But I love reading stuff from your FUNNY commenters, lol!

MammaDucky said...

If we're going by looks, Julia Stiles would play me. If we're going by other qualities, Drew Barrymore...all.the.way.

Anonymous said...

Cameron Diaz +50 pounds (or i can lose 50); I can relate to her characters in most of her movies. And she is Latina - can't tell can ya? I love her. A lot. So, the title of MY movie would be "The Secret 9 Lives of a White Puss in Boots".

Ms Perfect said...

I'm so glad I found your blog! I have no idea what my movie would be called, but I would love Eva Mendez or Stacy Dash to play me. I'm happy to report that I'm younger than both. ;)

Tooj said...

Hmmm. I'm going to think about this one. I know this was awhile ago, but I WILL be back. LOL The first thought that came to mind was a movie titled "Shit, I need to stop swearing". LOL Been on my mind lately.