Where do I start?
Between getting a call from one of my musicians singing happy birthday over the phone and another serenading me in the middle of my bar, your bloggy birthday wishes, my personal facebook birthday love, and all my family and friends...I most definitely felt loved that day. So as we say here in Hawaii...Mahalo Nui Loa.
It was quite a weekend and I promised you that this next post would be about....
"What happens when Rambler throws a Sex and The City Party?"
Well.....holy whoa is all I have to say.
I decided to host a party for most of my female staffers after hours in our bar for camaraderie's sake and to just mix, mingle and hang out with each other.
Our original premise was to gather and have a movie night (Sex and The City).
And somehow it came along with an innocent presentation from an old employee showing us the latest and greatest toys. Of the sexual nature. (blush) They are called Passion Parties.
Again, I assumed innocence and that it couldn't be too wild. Right?
Imagine 25 of my girl employees, 2 Cosmo Martini Towers that held 5o+ martinis (cause it's what the girls in Sex and the City would drink...duh), a naughty cake that would make a porn star ecstatic and a leopard clothed 'pleasure/treasure' chest filled with lotions, creams and 'other goodies'.
Um.... all I can really say is a LOT of giggling went on, silly games that made us laugh even more and a feel and touch of certain products to 'understand' it's purpose (more drunken nervous giggling) and being given names that were 'dirty' that started with the first initial of our name. Oh my.
Some things you might have heard had you been in attendance....
"You put that where?"
"Ohhhhh, febreeze for vajayjays"
"Erm, um, his what goes THERE?"
"Ohhh, it does tingle."
"Girls (said scoldingly) that is NOT lotion for your arms!" (Sex consultant to slightly inebriated Rambler and fellow staff member thinking the febreeze vajayjay lotion was a body lotion)
Yeah. it was a really interesting weekend :)
I do wish I could share photos...but the fear my grandmother will ever see this blog frightens me. (tee hee) Although, she and my aunt baked me pee pee cookies for my bridal shower. (shoulder shrug)
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22 ramblings of your own:
I think I totally need to see a picture of these "pee-pee" cookies. Glad you had a good birthday!
Oh my, sounds like I missed an amazing time. Glad you had a great time, my friend!
Yes, pictures are definitely in order here! But it sounds like ya'll had so much fun!
Once again, you are zee coolest boss EVER!!! I want to move to Hawaii just to work for you! And so glad that you had a happy birthday! xoxo
Well. I never.
But I would.
And I'd snicker.
That sounds like such an amazing party! Alcohol and sex toys can lead to lots of compromising situations!
And Happy Belated Birthday!
There's still a chance your grandmother could read about your 'passion parties' though!
My wife went to one of these recently with a friend. Her husband and myself went down the pub and decided to ignore the whole thing, it was all a bit much!
It does sound like an intersting time.
Must be especially interesting with co-workers.
hahahahahahahahahaha! did BFF go to? That would be a perfect pre wedding attendance! Miss you, I DO NOT wish I was there, the horror of being in the same space as you with all that stuff makes me all yucky inside. Glad you had fun though and wish I was there(in hawaii) to drive you home and laugh at your accounts of the night.
:) The giggling at these parties always makes me laugh. I mean...nearly all the women there HAVE kids or know how to MAKE kids and practice it...so why do we always giggle? It's so taboo, isn't it? I'm glad to hear you had a good time...and what a fun boss you are! Happy Tuesday.
Sounds like a hilarious, fun time. But what I want to know (or maybe NOT know) is what did you buy!!!??? ;-)
That sounds so fun...hahaha!! I have thought about throwing a "romance party"...aka...Passion party...aka...whatever the heck you wanna call getting together and looking and naughty stuff parties...just haven't gotten the guts to actually do it...cause, well, I DONT drink, so that makes it all the more...real...
Wow, Sounds Off The HOOK!!
I so want you to plan my next party.
My Best Wishes for Health and Happiness to you Always and In All Ways.
Mazel Tov, Martha
I'm glad you had so much fun. Sounds like a giggly blast.
Found your link on HMLM. Want to know how your JUST SAY NO TO COLA was going. :)
Fun. My cousins sells sex toys so she sometimes gives me new products to try. The lotions and powders and such always irritate my skin though....
I'll bet there has never been more laughter at a party than at a passion party!
Hey Happy Birthday Sweetie! Miss you long time....!
Pee-pee cookies? Having a hard time envisioning those.
And Happy Birthday----belated.... :)
I want to see those cookies. Don't know if I could eat them though....
What kind of book would she like? I'll write whatever you like!
Sounds like a lot of giggles were had at that party!!!!!
I'm so glad you had a great birthday - I'm looking forward to hearing all about it!
Saskia xx
PS I think our mums & grandmas would shock us if they attended a party like that :)
The tingling stuff, was it the minty nipple cream? Ooops, just exposed my true colors.
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