14 hours ago
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Sure bet gal....Oh goodness...almost seems like another bad prom dress girl from last night. Lets see if she still walks out with a positive attitude if she doesn't make it. Like she states. Song choice....Hero by Mariah Carey. Simon called her a donkey...comparing it to the racetracks of horses at the end line. Surprise. She didn't make it....and she's a little pissy about it. She belts out Mariah while mom stands there and closes her eyes and sways to the "beauty" of her daughters voice.
Joanna P....trying to make it, since 16....she's cute. You wanna like her. Cara recognized her. I like her too Cara! They all say yes. And she's crying. Your gonna make me cry girl. Stop! Your good.
Mark Mudd....he's had bad luck...almost died 5 times....a little scary. Be careful?? Threat?? You tell him Paula! WEIRD. Mark, not Paula (hahaha)
Brent...He's a hottie...I'd blush if he looked at me while singing and winked...(cause they do that sometimes)....The judges are bantering back and forth while this guy stands there. They all say yes.
They keep bringing up the Supernerd...he better be interesting.
Commercial break thought: Don't people have friends, enemies, parents to tell them gently, politely that singing is not for them? You know, as I sit here, I hope I have the fortitude to be able to tell my kid if she sounds really bad that maybe she should sit it out. I don't know, could any of you?
How was that sheep girl?
Zebra guy. NO WAY!
Very large Michael Jackson wannabe....you crack me up.
Piano guy...lets see if you can do it. You seem sweet. He makes me think of Robin Thicke & Elliot Yamin..(me and Simon were right there). Your through to Hollywood.
oh, oh, it's Supernerd....dude your losing me with this Chinese stuff. I hope all this studying can help you sing. Dude, your losing Paula again. Kidding, she's curious why your here. It's a singing contest. I'm not sure how to describe you and your singing. You laugh, so I laugh. You make a funny. No, you did! I'm laughing so hard right now cause you just took a drink of Paula's water and made sweet love to her straw. I'm dying!
Day 2 auditions...
Stay at home mom....her daughter is so cute...Aretha song....you go girl. They all say yes.
Stop yawning you Paula, Simon, Randy, Cara....I'm tired, it's late.
Loving the pumped up Whooaaa guy! Loving the energy. Wish you could wake me up in the morning. Aaron....he's gonna be....whoa....screaming it, not singing it....LOL. Ryan has come in to check out the commotion. Awww, he's didnt make it and deflated. Too intense! Bummer, get em next year.
The News gal. She looks tall. She has a cheatsheet on her arm. Ewww, stop singing...please, please...No really, STOP! I bet the News guy is hitting himself cause you look like you can sing. Tall News Gal, I AGREE with Simon. Give up music. I'm sorry they made you cry though.
Felicia...I like your Natasha Bedingfield...I love her.
Here's the touching story part of the show. Wow, her mom looks more like her sister. And mom is funny. This is love...watching them appreciate each other...a little tear. Hope you sound good. Wow, I like-y your original song...you are fun. I hope you make your mama those millions :)