Wednesday, February 04, 2009

American Idol...Hollywood Week




Ugh, I won't even tell you that I missed Fridays New York auditions...but I got over it.

FINALLY, it's Hollywood week.

I was in LA last September....my sister, an old employee (LA Native), and I looked and looked for the sign driving up and down Hollywood Hills wondering how could we miss it. Probably an hour of driving through neighborhoods betting my vacation money someone was gonna call 911 for a suspicous slow driving car. Come to find out they TURN off the lights at a certain time. OHHHHHHH. Dude, don't you LIVE here? Don't you know they turn off the lights?

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Day ONE

Idol bootcamp...

Barry Manilow. Mentor. Cool.

Kansas favorite...Wowza...sing it girl....a standing ovation from the judge. Did well.

Dennis Brigman....sounds like Usher...the facial impressions were a little mmmm.

**Kansas gal makes it but Dennis does not and is VERY UNHAPPY with it. Oh, for the love. Telling Simon he has cheap pants. So Project Runway.

Oh, oh...Bikini Girl is BACCCCKKk...

New York Nathaniel....I like him...his voice is sweet...don't cry, don't cry....crossing fingers, hope you make it.....

Anoop....the guy you don't expect to have a voice like that the Boyz II Men in an Indian looking guy..

Jasmine...I LOVED Her in Jacksonville. The cute 16 year old with the cute sisters.

Rose...loved her...she was the sad story about both parents passing...she reminds me of my sister...Sinead O connor sounding.

**They all made it through.

Stephen Fowler....I love love him...he makes me feel giggly and warm inside...'You slayed it dude' says Randy.

Jorge....um, love the yellow scarf...love your voice. Looks like I missed you too.

Von...toooo much dramatics for me...stop dude...Simon said really annoying....

**Those three made it...

Nick MItchell...How did I miss this guy? Oh right, he was in the show I missed...strange...I'm snorting in laughter right now...I feel like he's supposed to be my jazzercise teacher...YOU HAVE to PASS HIM! He's hilarious!

Paula asked him to strip down...Whoa boy, she meant sing it without being the comedian.

He DID make it!

The blind guy made it...yipee.

Oh, geesus...Bikini girl...AGAIN....born for us to be annoyed by her....

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Day TWO

Micheal Buble...I heart his music...

Another New York girl....I didnt see the damn show...She's pretty. Teriblah, her words...She makes me think of that rocker chic from last season who sang Joplin all the time...

She makes it.

She's funny.

The guy with the wife who had died....awww, he's got the greatest best bud....

Jamar...the best friend...wowza again...I love his voice.

Guy with wife who passed....Seal...I love Seal...I love this guy...WOW WOW WUBZY...Love you!!!

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For all that is holy...why do you make Bikini girl a big deal?

And she's up...Stop, be nice Rambler, don't let her irritate you...ugh, hate your frilly farking dress...ugh...please don't pass her..please...Simon, don't make me virtual smack you right now...

First time I liked Kara in this whole AI thing....when she said..."you better bring your pole tomorrow." to Simon...a little catty, Kara?

The roughneck...Jeremy...I still like you....they liked you...

Jesus....I like you too!

****Awww...Jesus...you no make it...WHAT? And Bikini girl did?

Osmond guy....still didn't hear much from him.

Punk Rocker Emily....o,o. They did NOT like her song choice....She changed it last second...her mother was like...WHAT?

And they make it through...whew...Now I can rest.

Where's my Hawaiian Kalama dude?



14 ramblings of your own:

sandy said...

I really like Rose. I think she is sweet. Bikini girl has got to go. If you have to use your body to get you through, you are lacking something. Boo Bikini girl!

Jodi said...

I really didn't think bikini girl sounded all that great. Thanks for the recap, I was watching and doing homework...

Melissa said...

grrrr....go see my Comcast post from last night.

Thanks for the recap. I only wish I could have seen it.

Krissy said...

i wonder what happened to the tall samoan girl? i didn't see her last night.

Penz said...

Ha ha,,, i actually watched it last night! Even got hubz into it!! yay!

Tooj said...

Is Kansas favorite girl that Lil Rounds? Sang Whitney? I loved her.

Jen said...

I am a HUGE AI fan. This was a nice recap from last night. I can't wait to see the show tonight. Gotta love group night.

~A fellow welcome wagon SITSta.

Lori said...

I don't wait AI...

Thanks for the warm welcome to SITS.
Come by any time.

DiPaola Momma said...

see I really do love you.. I know know you induldge in the sap that is Idol, and it hasn't effected my appriciation for you.. Snob aren't I, sitting over here with James Lipton?! HA

Hey welcome to my minions.. um followers.. I'll see you in the secret club house, today's secret password is POO.. oh crap did I just put the password in a comment?

Noah's Mommy said...

Howdy...another wagonista here....to stop by and chit chat...and OMG...Bikini Girl...I was so irritated they put her through...I think she is horrible....awful....yucky...gross...and not a good singer....but..that's just me...

anyhoo.....Love the recap....and most of my faves made it....

Michele said...

I love your Idol summary! I am a fan of Rose.

The Blonde Duck said...

Everyone hates this bikini girl chick!

The Bush Family said...

I heart Rose.....but.....anyway, I am still in love with the boy who lost his wife, for whatever reason I can't remember his name..lol...

Mrs4444 said...

Got invited to a costume party for last Friday; you had to dress like someone from TV. Didn't feel like dressing up, so I did a lame costume (girl from the Packers Pro-Shop Commercial). On he way to the party, my sister texted me to say, "You should go as Bikini Girl!!" So, so funny!

And speaking of sisters, I found you in roundabout way, as part of a 6-degrees of separation thing. I knew NO one in the six previous blogs, and then then I found you! I "know" you only from your twin/sister, The Rambler!! Pretty cool, huh (how small the world is :)