Tuesday, March 03, 2009

What should YOUR sticker say?

So bloggy peeps....

Tell me.




19 ramblings of your own:

MammaDucky said...

"I will KEEEEEEL you!"
Is that weird? Probably. How 'bout "Danger. Mad blogger driving."

Sassypants Wifey said...

Mine would say

"running purely on mountain dew and insanity. proceed at your own risk"

Mighty M said...

Warning: Anxious mom ahead. Proceed at own risk.

The Blonde Duck said...

Praise the Lord and hand me the ammunition.

Missy said...

My Mom Can Beat Up Your Mom and Dad too! LOL

OliveStreetStudio said...

"Under-Slept, Over-Caffeinated Mom on Board"

andy said...

"Don't knock on Death's door...ring the doorbell and run (he hates that)"

Maki said...

"Yield to the Mama; she's gonna kick your ass otherwise."

-- I know I'm selfish, but somethings gotta give for us mommys, right?

Patty said...

I suppose mine would say: Woman with little tolerance for ignorant drivers.

I love yours.

Tooj said...

She's not YELLING. That's just the way she talks.

:)

Lady with a View said...

Simply complex unmedicated mother on board.

Minka said...

Careful driver on board - EXCEPT FOR WHEN SHE ISN'T and it DOES HAPPEN.

Minka said...

Careful driver on board - EXCEPT FOR WHEN SHE ISN'T - and it DOES HAPPEN!!!!!!

Muppet Soul said...

"Yes I AM listening to Ice, Ice Baby, and I am ALSO super-cool".

"Porcelain, albino baby on board".

"Honking will not help your cause. I will just stop driving altogether".

"Rear-end me and I will fake a head injury".

"Big hummer = never going to get one".

"I will shove that cell phone up your tight white ass without hesitation".

The list goes on, and on, and on...

Shorty said...

I must admit that sticker would work for me most days of any given week. But, for those super crazed hormonally induced days of dementia I think my sticker would need to read... "Warning: Just Broke Out of the Nut House...keep back 500 feet at all times. Not responsible for broken windshields and/or broken noses."

Martha said...

"Under the Influence of Children"

Minka said...

Hi, Ramblerm, you asked me to explain my sticker. It's a pretty boring explanation, really. As a rule I'm quite careful behind the wheel. Every now and then - when I'm feeling most proud of my good nerves and self-discipline - it happens and I do something outrageous, praying to the Lord afterwards, thanking him for saving our lives... geez!

I was wondering one day why a driver was making some funny moves with his hands at me...what on earth is he trying to say, why the heck should I stop...- oh yeah, RED LIGHT!

So this very careful driver's tyres squeel sometimes, I have to react fast sometimes to avoid another vehicle and I do hit some curves. And I AM VERY CAREFUL.

In my deep belief most accidents ALMOST happen, those that actually happen represent a very small part.

Minka said...

I told you - boring! :)

Becky said...

Road rager on board. Do not fuck with me.