I must admit that sticker would work for me most days of any given week. But, for those super crazed hormonally induced days of dementia I think my sticker would need to read... "Warning: Just Broke Out of the Nut House...keep back 500 feet at all times. Not responsible for broken windshields and/or broken noses."
Hi, Ramblerm, you asked me to explain my sticker. It's a pretty boring explanation, really. As a rule I'm quite careful behind the wheel. Every now and then - when I'm feeling most proud of my good nerves and self-discipline - it happens and I do something outrageous, praying to the Lord afterwards, thanking him for saving our lives... geez!
I was wondering one day why a driver was making some funny moves with his hands at me...what on earth is he trying to say, why the heck should I stop...- oh yeah, RED LIGHT!
So this very careful driver's tyres squeel sometimes, I have to react fast sometimes to avoid another vehicle and I do hit some curves. And I AM VERY CAREFUL.
In my deep belief most accidents ALMOST happen, those that actually happen represent a very small part.
I am a working single mother trying to hold it all together. Between Happy Meals, tot parks, soccer games, homework and making my boss happy, I find time for here. A place to hang my rambling wordy hat and kick up the rambling wordy feet. Hope you'll stay a while!
19 ramblings of your own:
"I will KEEEEEEL you!"
Is that weird? Probably. How 'bout "Danger. Mad blogger driving."
Mine would say
"running purely on mountain dew and insanity. proceed at your own risk"
Warning: Anxious mom ahead. Proceed at own risk.
Praise the Lord and hand me the ammunition.
My Mom Can Beat Up Your Mom and Dad too! LOL
"Under-Slept, Over-Caffeinated Mom on Board"
"Don't knock on Death's door...ring the doorbell and run (he hates that)"
"Yield to the Mama; she's gonna kick your ass otherwise."
-- I know I'm selfish, but somethings gotta give for us mommys, right?
I suppose mine would say: Woman with little tolerance for ignorant drivers.
I love yours.
She's not YELLING. That's just the way she talks.
:)
Simply complex unmedicated mother on board.
Careful driver on board - EXCEPT FOR WHEN SHE ISN'T and it DOES HAPPEN.
Careful driver on board - EXCEPT FOR WHEN SHE ISN'T - and it DOES HAPPEN!!!!!!
"Yes I AM listening to Ice, Ice Baby, and I am ALSO super-cool".
"Porcelain, albino baby on board".
"Honking will not help your cause. I will just stop driving altogether".
"Rear-end me and I will fake a head injury".
"Big hummer = never going to get one".
"I will shove that cell phone up your tight white ass without hesitation".
The list goes on, and on, and on...
I must admit that sticker would work for me most days of any given week. But, for those super crazed hormonally induced days of dementia I think my sticker would need to read... "Warning: Just Broke Out of the Nut House...keep back 500 feet at all times. Not responsible for broken windshields and/or broken noses."
"Under the Influence of Children"
Hi, Ramblerm, you asked me to explain my sticker. It's a pretty boring explanation, really. As a rule I'm quite careful behind the wheel. Every now and then - when I'm feeling most proud of my good nerves and self-discipline - it happens and I do something outrageous, praying to the Lord afterwards, thanking him for saving our lives... geez!
I was wondering one day why a driver was making some funny moves with his hands at me...what on earth is he trying to say, why the heck should I stop...- oh yeah, RED LIGHT!
So this very careful driver's tyres squeel sometimes, I have to react fast sometimes to avoid another vehicle and I do hit some curves. And I AM VERY CAREFUL.
In my deep belief most accidents ALMOST happen, those that actually happen represent a very small part.
I told you - boring! :)
Road rager on board. Do not fuck with me.
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