Not Me, Not me, Not me.

As usual....the lovely NOT ME Mondays was created by the lovely MckMama

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I did NOT confuse Friday for Monday this week.

I did NOT try to figure out why my show wasn't on "Monday" when it should have been.

I did NOT start counting the days until my husband comes home in T-minus 3.5 days and counting. (Nap time baby!!)

I did NOT laugh when my mother told my step dad to NOT make eye contact with their granddaughter yelling for someone to come push her on her swing while they quickly finished their breakfast.

I did NOT throw my own mommy mini tantrum when the tiredness combined with daughters overzealous late night "Momma. Momma. Momma. Momma. Momma. Momma. Momma."

I did NOT raise my eyebrows when my host asked me to put in a to go order for someone....because he wasn't NOT allowed INSIDE the building. Um say WHAT? And then listened to my staff say...Oh that guy. He does NOT come all the time. Strange.

I did NOT wake up the other morning (ahem...4am) hearing my neighbor puke his guts out, RIDICULOUSLY loud in the parking lot from partying.

And did NOT confuse myself again in thinking why my Iphone Alarm was going off and tried to hit snooze.

I did NOT think listening to MC Hammer's "You Can't Touch This" at 6:30 AM was too much. Alright, I lie. I did NOT move my feet and make my knees touch when at a red light.

I did NOT make the most perfect French Toast at work for myself and grabbed what I thought was the powdered sugar. No it was NOT salt. No, I did NOT brush it off. No I did NOT put a ton of butter and syrup.

I am NOT preparing for a trying week at work!

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THE END...(not).