Monday, March 02, 2009

Not Me, Not me, Not me.




As usual....the lovely NOT ME Mondays was created by the lovely MckMama

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I did NOT confuse Friday for Monday this week.

I did NOT try to figure out why my show wasn't on "Monday" when it should have been.

I did NOT start counting the days until my husband comes home in T-minus 3.5 days and counting. (Nap time baby!!)

I did NOT laugh when my mother told my step dad to NOT make eye contact with their granddaughter yelling for someone to come push her on her swing while they quickly finished their breakfast.

I did NOT throw my own mommy mini tantrum when the tiredness combined with daughters overzealous late night "Momma. Momma. Momma. Momma. Momma. Momma. Momma."

I did NOT raise my eyebrows when my host asked me to put in a to go order for someone....because he wasn't NOT allowed INSIDE the building. Um say WHAT? And then listened to my staff say...Oh that guy. He does NOT come all the time. Strange.

I did NOT wake up the other morning (ahem...4am) hearing my neighbor puke his guts out, RIDICULOUSLY loud in the parking lot from partying.

And did NOT confuse myself again in thinking why my Iphone Alarm was going off and tried to hit snooze.

I did NOT think listening to MC Hammer's "You Can't Touch This" at 6:30 AM was too much. Alright, I lie. I did NOT move my feet and make my knees touch when at a red light.

I did NOT make the most perfect French Toast at work for myself and grabbed what I thought was the powdered sugar. No it was NOT salt. No, I did NOT brush it off. No I did NOT put a ton of butter and syrup.

I am NOT preparing for a trying week at work!

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THE END...(not).

17 ramblings of your own:

Kim said...

Hahahaha...eye contact...hahaha

Joy said...

Whew, I'm SO glad none of that really happened! ;o)

{visiting from Welcomistas}

Megan said...

Hahaha Love that you were NOT "dancing" to MC Hammer, while in the car, that early in the morning. *snicker*

Great Not Me's! =D

Midlife, menopause, mistakes and random stuff... said...

This is hysterical and I'm soooo on board your blog.
What a georgeous little one you have there. All four of ours are grown and we miss them each and every day.
Please drop by to say hi at my little blog.
Take good care and......

Steady On
Reggie Girl

K said...

I still have a little love for MC Hammer (and Vanilla Ice).

Hope the week goes well.

Katy said...

Fun times AND I'm loving you button over there in the right side bar, just too much cuteness.
Hope you're having a good Monday and yes it is Monday by the way. He he. I would NEVER get my days confused (HA on that).

Katy said...

Duh, why am I just now noticing the new header as well. Girl, it's fun! My brain is mush.

Muppet Soul said...

oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh, ohohoh.. STOP. Hammer time.

Umm, I had to do that dance once when I was little. Complete with hammer pants.

Can we bring that back, please? Start a movement? Anyone?

Melissa said...

Lol. Love it. I counted the minutes to my husband coming home from work today.

New to your blog. That must be one of the MOST beautiful children EVER! That smile is priceless. How could you ever say no????

Saskia said...

I saw your button on Securityville and am glad I stopped by!

Your not me's made me laugh... I LOVE that you car-dance too!!

Saskia x

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

I was hanging out in Waikiki when Hammer was popular. We saw him in concert back in the day. I think my husband wore Caravicci's.

I did NOT wake up at 2 am NOT be able to go back to sleep.

Christine said...

Thanks for stopping by and having my back. I hate it when I forget to pay that credit card! Hey- I added your button...LOVE IT! How can I make a button??...AND where in Hawaii do you live? My husband grew up on oahu...Anyway...have a great day!

Martha said...

Great "Not" List!! I would Love your French Toast, without the salt of course!!

Christine said...

My hubby is from Hawaii Kai area..he went to St. Louis, played ball for UH...His family owned a mexican restruant called "la hacienda" in that little mall by where the theatre is now...back in the 70's-80's..we are actually hoping to come over this summer around fourth of July...maybe our paths will cross? Stranger things have happened!

MammaDucky said...

DUDE! I have been having withdrawls! For whatever reason the bloggy-gods hate me and I have not been getting your blog updates! Add to that my work PC SUCKS and I've missed out! Glad to be back. Missed you. Hearts.

Elle's Mom said...

I love NOT ME Mondays! By the way, your daughter is so adorable!

Thank you so much for the warm SITS welcome today on my blog :-)

Becky said...

I love the salt on the french toast -- I would so do that.