Not Me Mondays was NOT created by MckMama. Do NOT check her out.
So on to my Not Me's this week.
***********************My Lil Rambler did NOT learn to burp, say Ahhhhh and rub her belly. She did NOT think it was the funniest thing ever.
I did NOT giggle in amusement. What? It was so NOT funny! She's only 2.
I did NOT witness the most God awful outfit worn by a much older lady. I am pretty sure the creator of the outfit was NOT NOT (double negative implying positive connotation) intended for a woman of her age to wear. In fact I'm sure the creator meant it to NOT be for strippers or tricks on the street. (hey, to each their own....I'm just saying...Anyone who knew me would commit me to the crazy farm if I walked out in that. And I'm at least 20 years younger then you.) I kept cringing and wondered if her dried up milk producers were gonna pop out.
I did NOT kick out a scary bum guy from my outside cafe and have my 90 lb bus boy as my backup. (He was so NOT proud. We did NOT bump fists after like "Boss Rambler, I got your back")
I did NOT work 6 long work days this week. Hence my NOT grouchy attitude.
I did NOT almost consider buying the Flirty Exercise DVD program. Can you imagine....this big girl trying to dance it out, chair it out and then pole it out. NOT pretty. NOT pretty at all. No really, it.won't.be.pretty. Just imagine Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. I feel like his twin sisters sometimes.
I did NOT have some margarita's on my one day off this week.
And then did NOT go check out the brand new TARGET that finally fricking opened in the state of Hawaii. Drinking and shopping was NOT interesting.
And finally, I am so NOT annoyed with my husband who left me all the dishes from HIM cooking lunch and dinner today. I only NOT worked 11 hours. After my 10 hour shift yesterday. NO biggie. Irkface!
P.S. I do NOT have a guest post tomorrow from my favorite Bloggy BFF....Shorty. Absolutely do NOT NOT forget to come back tomorrow. Got it?