Sunday, March 15, 2009

Yuppers....It's NOT me Mondays.


Hey everyone! Hope your weekend was NOT great.
Not Me Mondays was NOT created by MckMama. Do NOT check her out.
So on to my Not Me's this week.

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My Lil Rambler did NOT learn to burp, say Ahhhhh and rub her belly. She did NOT think it was the funniest thing ever.

I did NOT giggle in amusement. What? It was so NOT funny! She's only 2.

I did NOT witness the most God awful outfit worn by a much older lady. I am pretty sure the creator of the outfit was NOT NOT (double negative implying positive connotation) intended for a woman of her age to wear. In fact I'm sure the creator meant it to NOT be for strippers or tricks on the street. (hey, to each their own....I'm just saying...Anyone who knew me would commit me to the crazy farm if I walked out in that. And I'm at least 20 years younger then you.) I kept cringing and wondered if her dried up milk producers were gonna pop out.

I did NOT kick out a scary bum guy from my outside cafe and have my 90 lb bus boy as my backup. (He was so NOT proud. We did NOT bump fists after like "Boss Rambler, I got your back")

I did NOT work 6 long work days this week. Hence my NOT grouchy attitude.

I did NOT almost consider buying the Flirty Exercise DVD program. Can you imagine....this big girl trying to dance it out, chair it out and then pole it out. NOT pretty. NOT pretty at all. No really, it.won't.be.pretty. Just imagine Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. I feel like his twin sisters sometimes.


This would be me if I worked out. But with a bra on!

I did NOT have some margarita's on my one day off this week.

And then did NOT go check out the brand new TARGET that finally fricking opened in the state of Hawaii. Drinking and shopping was NOT interesting.

And finally, I am so NOT annoyed with my husband who left me all the dishes from HIM cooking lunch and dinner today. I only NOT worked 11 hours. After my 10 hour shift yesterday. NO biggie. Irkface!

P.S. I do NOT have a guest post tomorrow from my favorite Bloggy BFF....Shorty. Absolutely do NOT NOT forget to come back tomorrow. Got it?


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19 ramblings of your own:

blueviolet said...

Maybe women should only be allowed to shop in age appropriate sections of stores. It really can go so wrong.

Cammie said...

Happy Monday!!

Mighty M said...

Target after drinking? Sounds dangerous to me...but in a FUN way! ;-) Hope you have a more restful week this week!

jewelryandgiftsbyrebecca said...

I'd like to NOT say Hi from the blog world.
;-)

Janna Bee said...

Drinking and shopping is my favorites past time! Happy Not Me Monday!

Bonnie said...

Congrats on being a featured blogger today at "Little Miss Sunshine." I look forward to reading your blog and getting to know you. I love the "Not Me" Monday post.

distractinglybombastic said...

I did NOT make my own version of this blog ;)

Tooj said...

You really can't help but think toddler burps are cute. It's when the boys start burping AND farting at the table that we have problems. My 4 year old has now at least started to WARN me..."Mama...you don't want to be here right now. You need to leave."
*toot*

Saskia said...

I laughed at lil Ramblers new found skill!! How cute and funny... perfect for cheering up a Monday at work!

Saskia x

Christina said...

lol this is cute. fun idea.

Fiauna said...

Do NOT have a great day. Really Target just opened in Hawaii? Really?

Muppet Soul said...

Is it weird that I burp and rub my tummy too? Too much?

They didn't have a Target in Hawaii? My Lord!

And that picture made me pee myself just a little bit. I think we're twins.

The Blonde Duck said...

I almost died laughing looking at that Fat Bastard picture! You are not his twin!

Becky said...

Hawaii finally got a Target? I cannot imagine what the stampede was like.

Amy said...

What a great "Not Me Monday"

Stopping by from Patty's place. Saw you are featured there today.

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Look at us go girl, we're both featured on Little Miss Sunshine! How cool is that?

Hope your having a wonderful day!

jineen said...

margheritas make everything better, maybe that woman was having a few when she put on her outfit?

Melissa said...

I snuck off to lunch last week for some yummy Mexican food...and snuck a good strong Margirita! Hey. I'm the boss. I can do that. right?

Wayne said...

great not me monday.