Rambler peeps, meet my sister.
Sister, meet my Rambler peeps.
You gotta love a sister that steps in when you've had a crap week.
Hello Everyone! (me waving...to you!)
My name is Kalei....I mean "Antibloggedy", don't tell anyone my real name. (link to me here-cheesy plug for myself).
One of the things about me is I am a Rambling type (geez, think it runs in the family?). Only my ramblings usually occur in my head...."the inner monologue".
Here's how that goes:
My Sister, Rambler: "hey, wanna do a guest post for me?"
Me:"sure"..... I was really excited. (cheesy smile)
That was yesterday.
Today, via text: "did you finish that guest post?"
Me: "working on it now"
Actually, I was not working on it, I hadn't even thought about it since saying "sure".....(don't tell her). So really when I got the text my inner monologue sounded something like this:
"Oh Shiznet! I gotta write something.....!" " yikes! She wants me to be funny!"
........Are you laughing yet? didn't think so. OOOOh all right, I will tell you a dirty joke.
Actually its the joke I told Rambler when I was walking her down the aisle on her wedding day. The purpose was to keep her from crying.
Let me set the scene:
Beautiful Hawaiian Afternoon, Rambler in her Pretty White gown. The family on white chairs in the open landscape surrounded by Mountains & Ocean Breezes: Here is a picture:
We were walking down the aisle, My mother on her Right and me on the Left (or was it the other way around?....hmmm, Rambler can clear that up later).....We walked out toward the supporters, and tears started to flow....very emotional giving your only favorite big sis away:
Me to Rambler: I thought of the joke....
Me: Well I asked around and it took me weeks.....
Rambler: What joke?
Me: the one to keep you from crying when we approach "Mr. Rambler"
Rambler: What is it? (she was not really focused....she had her eye on the prize.)
Me: Well I want mom to hear it too.
Rambler: Mom, can you hear her?
Mom: Girls, lets focus (maybe I added this, but she would totally say something like this.)
Me: What "Has Relations" (insert F word here) like a tiger and winks.....
Mom and Rambler in unison: WHAT!?
.....And that is how I saved her Wedding. =)
It's been fun! Have a great weekend!