Thursday, April 23, 2009

Guest Post: How I saved my sisters Wedding...

Rambler peeps, meet my sister.

Sister, meet my Rambler peeps.

You gotta love a sister that steps in when you've had a crap week.

Hello Everyone! (me you!)

My name is Kalei....I mean "Antibloggedy", don't tell anyone my real name. (link to me here-cheesy plug for myself).
One of the things about me is I am a Rambling type (geez, think it runs in the family?). Only my ramblings usually occur in my head...."the inner monologue".
Here's how that goes:
My Sister, Rambler: "hey, wanna do a guest post for me?"
Me:"sure"..... I was really excited. (cheesy smile)

That was yesterday.

Today, via text: "did you finish that guest post?"
Me: "working on it now"

Actually, I was not working on it, I hadn't even thought about it since saying "sure".....(don't tell her). So really when I got the text my inner monologue sounded something like this:

"Oh Shiznet! I gotta write something.....!" " yikes! She wants me to be funny!"
........Are you laughing yet? didn't think so. OOOOh all right, I will tell you a dirty joke.

Actually its the joke I told Rambler when I was walking her down the aisle on her wedding day. The purpose was to keep her from crying.

Let me set the scene:

Beautiful Hawaiian Afternoon, Rambler in her Pretty White gown. The family on white chairs in the open landscape surrounded by Mountains & Ocean Breezes: Here is a picture:

Nice right?!
That's our grandparents on the seats, and my Mom, her siblings, and of course the Bride and Groom.

It rained the whole couple days before then, that morning, it cleared up! It was just beautiful!....I know I know I am getting to the joke. Just hang in there. =). I have to tell you a little about me too.
I am one of the appropriate people in the whole wide world.....

(not really)
(smile, quit laughing, this isn't the joke, it really hurt!)...yes, that's me.

.....Actually, I do not swear.....welllll, Hardly ever! I keep the mouth clean. Its not lady like. I just wanted to get that straight.

So anyways:

We were walking down the aisle, My mother on her Right and me on the Left (or was it the other way around?....hmmm, Rambler can clear that up later).....We walked out toward the supporters, and tears started to flow....very emotional giving your only favorite big sis away:

Me to Rambler: I thought of the joke....
Rambler: What?
Me: Well I asked around and it took me weeks.....
Rambler: What joke?
Me: the one to keep you from crying when we approach "Mr. Rambler"
Rambler: What is it? (she was not really focused....she had her eye on the prize.)
Me: Well I want mom to hear it too.
Rambler: Mom, can you hear her?
Mom: Girls, lets focus (maybe I added this, but she would totally say something like this.)

Me: What "Has Relations" (insert F word here) like a tiger and winks.....

Mom and Rambler in unison: WHAT!?

Me: "Wink"

.....And that is how I saved her Wedding. =)

Antibloggedy (smile) Waving goodbye.

It's been fun! Have a great weekend!


34 ramblings of your own:

The Rambler said...

I LAUGH/SNORT everytime I think of that moment.


OliveStreetStudio said...

Nice to have the sister do a guest post. Hi Anti-bloggey!

Maki said...

Aw this post is soo sweet and FUNNY!! You both have the same way to make people giggle..

I miss you girlfriend and saying "hi" to your sis:)


Funny in my mind said...

Cute, what happened to your hiney? Is that your hiney? Ouch! Gorgeous photo of the fam.

hotpants™ said...

What exactly was The Rambler's response? I would have been rolling around on the ground. Hilarious!

Tooj said...

That's a hilarious joke...I think I will use it on my hubby tonight! ;) Hee hee hee. That bruise looks awful. I hope it healed quickly, although it doesn't look like it would. Happy Friday you two!

Martha said...

Ha, ha, love the tushie picture!!

MammaDucky said...

I won't share exactly how long it took for my blonde brain to get that joke, but woo-boy, once I did...
Nice to officially meet ya!
Hope your bootay is better now than it was in that pic!

Christina said...

{cue applause}

You are very funny too! ust run in the family.

Aunt of 14 said...

Heheheheheheh LOL

Stereos and Souffles said...

What the heck happened to your butt?!

Sneaky Momma said...

Tee hee hee! :)
That's one bad butt bruise.

Heather, aka Jake's Mommy said...

Hahaha ... your all's family must be a hoot at get-togethers!

The Blonde Duck said...

That's hilarious! My dad kept joking about a snake biting me or me stepping on it as he walked me down the aisle. I like your joke better!

K said...

Excellent sister bonding (meaning both the joke and the guest post).

Maybe my sister will start writing a blog?

Amy McMean a.k.a McSunshine said...

Nice job filling in.

I'm going ot need ot remember that joke so i can use it at the right time.

Karen said...

Too funny! What a great sis you are!

Carebear said...

LOL!!! Too bad I can't wink, so that joke would totally fail if I told it. My guy friend always uses this one:

"What has 2 thumbs and like b.j.s?"

Gestures toward himself with both thumbs and says, "THIS GUUUYY!"

Again, doesn't work for me because I'm a girl. Darn it.

Sapphire said...

So cute! Great job Anti-Bloggedy!!
What in the world happened to your butt and when did you clean up that potty mouth? I, too, had a potty mouth that I cleaned up after children. Just wondering if it was the same for you.

OliveStreetStudio said...

SIDE NOTE: I tagged you on my blog this morning - if you have time to do it! :-)

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

How's that bruise??? OUCH.

Loved the wedding story.

Muppet Soul said...

What the fuck ( not so much a lady) happened to your tooshie???!?!?!?!


I think I have a little too much padding for such a bruise.

Patty said...

I love this idea of having guest writers on your blog.

I think you have a great sister.

kel said...

I am pretty sure that you are the coolest sister, EVAH! Nice to meet ya!

Jen said...

Don't you just LOVE sisters!! They are the BEST!!!! Funny story and that picture? Oh my!! I first thought it was a tattoo! Either way that would HURT!!

Nana said...

I want to hear how she got the bruise on her butt.

the RaMbLeR said...

Nice butt...I mean bruise!

Seriously, as I scrolled down my first thought was that it was some strange heart tattoo....rofl!

Gah, HI Rambler, beautiful wedding!! Wish I was there!'s me...I've been reading when I can, just a 'pain in MY butt' (punn intended) to leave comments from my phone...

Great job sis!!

Oh, I missed you so much I TAGGED you!! Come see!

(ps-don't you know or related to TuTu's Bliss? Mrs. 4444's is looking for her and worried... is everything ok?)

The Blonde Duck said...

Hope you had a happy weekend!

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Juls said...

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ClaireMontgomeryMD said...

can't wait to use that joke and make my sister guest post for me. is that your butt or your boobs? what happened?!

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