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My boss (male) and I (female) were trying to download my videos from my Boyphone (lust crush name for my IPhone for you newbies) to the computer. Instructions on a website gave us a web address to try to use.
Insert web address.
Up pops up some Asian Naked chic groping her boob.
Nervous giggle.
From boss.
Alright....me too.
Um, Can you say Awkward?
speaking of boobs, check out blogbaby's post on boobs. I laughed soooooo hard.
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Tired Mommy Moment.
Picked up kid from Nana's house. Go to store for diapers. Walk out of store. Stared at reflection in car window. Somehow placed hair clip in hair in a way only to be worn at home, after a wrestling match with 2 year old Toddla from Crazy Town.
Clears up why the cashier guy wouldn't look me in the eye.
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WHY WHY WHY if I am shopping at Sam's Club/Costco for supplies at work (I run a restaurant) and I use a flatbed to push the more than normal items do people find it OKAY to stare at me. At least say..."Where's the party?" Or "Stocking up for Hurricane season!"
Don't just stare. And don't look surprised if I stare back and lip the words WHAT.
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I did something a couple weeks ago.
I took off the word verification and moderating all the comments. So far. (cross fingers) Nothing to report except how awesome it is to not get double the email sitting in my inbox waiting to be deleted.
I'm such a lazy email inbox cleaner upper. Ask my BFF. I won't even show her my inbox. Or my purse. Or my wallet. God I love her.
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Another Tired Mommy Moment.
Got confused and wondered why it seemed odd I was throwing away Lil Ramblers dirty diaper away in the fridge. Closed the door. Stood there. A moment of absolute confusion. It hurt my brain trying to figure out what was not right.
Repeat backwards what I just did to understand slowly what went wrong.
Open fridge.
:Shaking head:
Throw away stupid diaper.
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Diet 13653709387978 is going well. Me and Real Life diet buddy have started our food journals.
My body is not pissed yet.
I'm sure in a couple days when Sweet Sweet love of carbonated beverages Pepsi/Coke haven't come to visit my body the evil Hulk like Rambler will come out. Sure of it.
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Did I mention my husband is coming home this Saturday after 18 days gone? Lil Rambler is beyond excited!! 21 minutes of her on my Boyphone (while Mama Rambler paced nervously hoping she didn't hurt him...the Boyphone) telling her father.
"DDadddddyyyyyy?....blah, blah, Momma rocks, blah, blah, blah, blah, Momma rocks, blah, blah, blah.....Daddyyyyyyyy."
(What?...I do rock!)
Insert Smirk.
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Maybe I need Andy over at Finding Fairy Tales to write my post titles. She's one of my favorite swear wording blogs to read. Seriously. And she always has the most wickedly awesome titles.
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Here's to a stellar diet friendly weekend. (grrrrrr)
7 hours ago
30 ramblings of your own:
Haha, I've done the fridge / rubbish thing too many times to mention. I've also thrown away things to be put away in the fridge. Not nice.
Have a wonderful weekend with Mr.Rambler!!
x
Happy Random Friday! I took the comment verification off too and haven't had any problems.
i love me some cursing blogs (if you couldn't tell from my expletive laced blog)!!! Off to check out Andy!!!
Yes indeed you do Rock, that Lil Rambler is one lucky lil lady!
As for the diaper in the fridge....yummy thought.....*vomit*..*spew*...just tell me it wasn't touching any other food items....seriously..TELL ME.
Thanks for the BOOB shout out! BOOB. Giggle.
BlogBaby
When you (and I) push those flatbeds through Sam's and they stare, mumble over and over about the end of the world and it is near. Fun for everyone.
I'm running on over to the blogs you recommended.
Have fun with the MR.!
I love random rambles. It's probably why I decided to continue my Monday Mumbles. It's easy to do, and it's honestly has a day in the life feel to it. The dirty diaper thing - don't sweat it. I've found diapers in sooooo many places. Weird stuff, that mama brain. I've found myself at the store too, in totally inappropriate "out of the house" attire. Oh well. Just try and remember to knock 'em dead the next time you're there. LOL
I totally dig the random posts more and more!
I'm gonna have to say the moment..with your boss..beyond awkward!
thanks for the happy happy:)
and "swear wording"?
you say i have cool words?
if i am not mistaken...which NEVER happens...you also came up with another favourite of mine, "freaked outedly".
hahahahahahaha...still that one gets me.
Your boss moment was priceless.
Yeah, and I was hoping for the web address. Hmphf.
I can't believe that I have been gone soo long.. I have missed your posts! wel, I'm back and life is gettin a little easier...take care of yourself. I hate those people who stare too, only I do tell them something, I like to say, " Hey toots, take a picture, it'l last longer. "
Yeah for hubby's safe arrival home.
I get I.pod anxiety if I don't know where the blasted black thing is. Sigh.
What was that web address again? Ha, if that happened in my work I would be in huge trouble.
Boyphone, ha!
I've definitely had those tired mom moments before too (and I don't work full time - very impressive).
Hope the homecoming goes well.
HaHa. I never put diapers in the fridge, but PLENTY of time I've walked over, opened the door, and just stood there trying to remember what I needed out of fridge in first place.
What sucks is I didn't need anything from the fridge... I meant to go to the garage.
I'm so impressed the Hulk Rambler hasn't come out yet. I can only go about 28.4 hours without caffeine. Anything over that and you'll see some kind of King King havoc wreaked on the Houston area.
In the newspaper business, they have a headline writer. Why not have one for the blog business?
Maybe you should have shown the cashier your naked Asian chick pics?
;)
Great rambling!
Good stories all around...
Oh dear g-d.
Did you have poopie in your fridge?
I will never eat at your house.
Done.
But I adore you anyway.
What a freaken weirdo you are. You must come from a family of crazy's!!!!
Congrats on the fitness fun! I am going on walks several times a week with the kiddies and reduced my income, so i can't afford as much food, like when I was in college....=)
Counting the days till may!!!!
and like Muppet Soul I will not eat at your house either.....I don't want to be served with a side of diaper.
Seeing a woman with a flatbed full of crap and assuming that it's for her business makes far too much sense -- that's why they stare at you :)
I sometimes struggle with a post title, but in all honesty, I rarely even notice them on anyone's blog anyway -- I just go to the post.
You amuse me so much. I loved the diaper in the fridge.
And I've never had WF or comment moderation and I've also never had problems. I hope you don't either.
LMAO! Love these rambling thoughts! Boyphone! Love it!
You run a restaurant??? I must eat there when I visit!
Nice! I love the mini porn incident. That one has to be fun. And the staring? That's bizarre. I always figure people have a reason for what they're doing. People are weird :)
What a great, rambling post. I'm sure you do rock!
The pop up thing was so funny. I would also be mortified if that happened to me.
I wish I had peed before reading this. TMI???
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