Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Short post today....boys, boys, boys

Tonight at work, one of my servers was taking care of a large group of late teens/early 20's. One of the pretty girls (as all my male staff were drooling over them) in the party had a question that the manager (ME) needed to answer.

Me: Which girl is it?
Male Server: The girl wearing no bra.
Me: Um, what?
Male Server: Uh, the one with the holes in the side of her shirt.....and no bra.
Me: Erm, could you maybe more specific....like color of her shirt? (as I imagine myself scanning every girl trying to figure out who wasn't wearing a bra. And had holes in their shirt)
Male Server: Oh, the ONLY girl wearing pink.

Seriously.

He could have just said the girl wearing pink, but his first description is no bra.

Amazing.

Just watched this movie Superbad this past weekend while being lazy and this part almost made me spit popcorn out my nose. (ouch) I don't know why. Maybe because it's totally awkward, and it's so high school.. 27 seconds of your time is all it will waste. Enjoy.



33 ramblings of your own:

Ann's Rants said...

I loved that movie. Laughed out loud really loud throughout.

jineen said...

i loved that movie too:) and i was in fact eating kashi cereal when i read your comment about eating kashi cereal after giving an enema:)

isk8jewel said...

:) And now I remember why I'm glad I'm not a teenager anymore.LOL

Housewife Savant said...

I can't tell you all the things I imagined or why I waited two hours before viewing this with my children safely on the other side of metal detectors at public school.
It's not dirty, 100% awkward, and hilarious.
I've never seen Superbad (too worried that it's dirty.) =)

Fiauna said...

Men! Too funny, too funny.

Saskia said...

Your post is too funny! Boys are so easily pleased... I never realised QUITE the effect that no bra would have!!

x

Martha said...

Thanks for the funny. I did the same thing once hitting a guys cojones by accidente.

hotpants™ said...

Can't see the clip at work because videos are blocked, but I loved Superbad. I thought I wouldn't, but laughed my ass off.

Stereos and Souffles said...

Superbad is Supergood.

K said...

I love the look on his face after the boob punch...classic.

I think the no bra description is hilarious. Seriously? That's the best he could come up with to say to his manager?

Cassie said...

I loved Superbad. McLovin cracked me up.

Controlling My Chaos said...

BOYS! They're exasperating!

Taryn said...

No bra and holes in her shirt? Oh, Dear! LOL! This post just cracks me up. You are adorable, and I love reading your rambling thoughts! Found you on SITS this morning, and I am so very glad I stopped by. SO CUTE!!!

Heather, aka Jake's Mommy said...

HAHA, I really wish I knew how observant the opposite sex was at that age!

Kathy B! said...

I haven't seen this movie and I think I'm gonna have to!

A boob punch?! Poor, poor kid...

Sticky (not too) said...

Boys...well, and men for that matter. Just not enough blood in their big brains...

Becky said...

IT is funny how men and women observe the same thing so differently. Once you went up to the table, do you think you would've recognized "the one without a bra?"

The Demigoddess said...

Ah, the difference between boys and girls/men and women is so profound. It's like when you give a little girl a barbie doll, she'll dress it up and fix the barbie's hair but if you gave it to the boy, he'll have fun pulling out the doll's appendages.

Amy McMean a.k.a McSunshine said...

WOW. The girl with no bra. I guess she missed the memo about how you should wear one in public unless your a "working" girl or really tiny.


Loved the movie

Southern Rose said...
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Southern Rose said...

Yes, boys will be boys, huh? But not my boys...nope...never...I hope...aaakkk...

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Anti-Supermom said...

I <3 Superbad. Must be why we are great bloggy friends :)

Jennifer Juniper said...

That movie actually caused my husband to fall out of his recliner laughing. I swear I missed half the dialog because he kept yelling "That's EXACTLY what it was like!! Ha ha, he reminds me of (insert male name here)!"

I got some giggles out of it, for sure. :)

Muppet Soul said...

The two guys in that movie are seriously like every person I knew in High School... Particularly Mr. Jonah Hill.

Is it wrong I want to punch you in your boob?

It's how I show lurve.

OliveStreetStudio said...

men, boys, men, boys...totally not surprised! funny!

Shawn said...

GAG---"the one with no bra."


I mean---GAG!

pan x 8 said...

That's so funny! and it bothers that boys are like that, yet I'm married to a boy that was once like that and I have 3 little boys who hopefully may want to be like that but will choose differently... 10 years will tell...

dood1ebugs said...

That was so funny! I needed that today! Stopping by from SITS!

Aubrey said...

Super bad is SUPER bad. Bad being good!

Totally something I would say too except it would be "the whore not wearing a bra."

Ron said...

Hi Rambler, thanks for visiting my blog. I'm glad I've made it over here. Awesome!

Superbad is one of my all time favorite teeny bopper films (this coming from a film school grad)!! Makes me wanna watch it again!

Sapphire said...

That clip was classic high school! CLASSIC.
Um, Martha (earlier commenter) what exactly were you doing when that happened?
LOL!!!

So Not Mom-a-licious said...

Leave it to the boys to describe a girl like that!
I love Superbad. We laughed our asses off the entire (well most of the entire) movie.
Unfortunetly, we quote it in our everyday life.

How could you not laugh at the "I'm like a single mother. I wash AND I dry!" part. I think I quote that daily to my husband.

Tooj said...

This didn't really surprise you, did it? LOL