I've been in management for over 10 years and I have to say...
I've interviewed some really interesting characters.
Before an interview I usually like to designate someone to 'watch me'. Just in case I don't know how to politely end the interview. I don't care what they say just please come by and say it's the effing President on the phone and I have to end the interview.
Below are some of the people I get to interview at least once a month...
(The OTITI..I know what it sounds like)
(My pet peeve. To me, it's like going there without a shirt on...always be prepared. Bring a pen. You should only have to ask me for an application.)
The OTITI immediately takes over the conversation in an instant.
She/He speaks quickly and without breathing. While you stand there and attempt many inserts of your own questions, they rattle on. Oblivious to the fact the manager has not been able to ask one question except to say..."Hi, my name is Boss Rambl..."
My mind wanders a bit in between attempts. "How many pots of coffee has she had" "Will she shut up so I can ask a question" "Too bad, she looked normal"
My Designator was busy 'flirting' with a pretty gal who'd just come to his bar. (Damn him, must remember to pick more reliable Designator)
This is a kid that usually sits on their behind at home. Just graduated from high school, maybe. Completely unmotivated. Their mother just wants them to get OUT OF THE HOUSE. (I don't blame her).
This makes for a most awkward interview because of their one word answers to all your questions.
Or blank looks because they can't believe they had to dress up with a nice shirt and tie and sit at a table with an "old" lady and answer questions.
For me, this is an easy interview to end quickly.
Don't call me, I'll call you kind of thing.
This person from the moment you shake hands looks over, around and below you. I find myself secretly brushing past my mouth, nose and eyes blindly searching for remnants of food, buggers and or crap attached to my face in an unattractive way. Or checking to see if my bra strap is showing or toilet paper is stuck on my shoe. All at the same time. Because shifty eyes makes me nervous.
I ask my questions. I get answers but with very little to no eye contact. Again, I wonder if the spinach I ate days ago is somehow lodged still between my two front teeth. Very distracting for a person like me doing an interview.
And usually after the interview...I go to a mirror to check myself out.
Gotta catch another thing...Person
"Dude...you the manager?"
"Yes?" (Oh God)
"So, do you have to work hard here?"
"Um..." (Oh Lord. Really?)
"Cause I need money...but I don't enjoy working. Dude."
"Erm...I'm not hiring right now" (As I hide the Now Hiring sign)
So words of advice from Boss Rambler here.
Bring a pen, shake hands firmly but not WWF-ly, make good eye contact, and let the interview be a two way conversation.