Random Wednesday

Disgusting story as promised...

The other day a man sat in the bar to dine.

While his bartender went behind him to check on another table, the man didn't realize the bartender could still keep an eye on him to make sure all was OK.

Well, the man in (his 30's) dug deep in his nose, found a green disgusting body fluid solidified (aka, booger).....

.....(wait for it)

.....(wait for it)

And

ATE IT....(gag, gag and gag.)

Ugh, what, are you like 10 dude?



acted out by BFF after I told them the story at Girls Night.

By the way, the man DID have a plate of food in front of him...he ate that too, wasn't salty enough I suppose! (retching gag!)

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My little one is a hoarder. I found a cabinet in the kitchen I stopped using filled with her stuff. Money, her teapot set, her new little "baby" she got for Christmas. I was a little surprised.

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My husband ate something wrong and didn't feel good and told me with a injured sigh and strange walk...

"I'm pooping (cause we are parents it's our new normal word for poop) fire out of my a$$."

Whoa honey, TMI!

What, it hurts?

Geesh, borrow some of Lil Ramblers desitin!

Yes, thank you.

I AM a genius!

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To ring in the new year I woke with the biggest growth of grossness on my face. Enough so every time I spoke with people it was the first thing they noticed. Not my nose, or my eyes or my cute earrings I was using as a distracter. Just the IT.

YOU SUCK ZIT monster!

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I met an absolutely mean lady. The kind where someone needs to smack the nasty out of her! She was young, like me (insert smirk). And just had that my poop don't stink thing going.

I'm generally a very nice person. And very level headed. But the way she spoke made you feel nail on chalkboard annoyed. (shoulders shuddering).

Even the man she was with, not sure if he was the husband, looked "lost". Like he wasn't sure how he ended up with the woman, but here he was, a day late and a life short. Or something like that! Poor sap.

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While driving to work today (having had no nap and a FULL day of cleaning, and caring for Lil Rambler and I had the next 9 hours of work to look forward to) I realized for 10 seconds I was driving in auto pilot. Have any of you done that?

I don't recall the 10 seconds. That kind of scared me a bit, cause I don't know....where the hell did I go?

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One thing I hate only about the holidays is my TV shows have gone on vacation....so glad they are coming back on.

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Lil Rambler got a Tinkertoy set for Christmas. Before she could play with it Daddy insisted on building an airplane. It was like watching two children argue. For a moment I thought I was gonna have to send them both to their rooms. Kids?!

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