Sunday, February 22, 2009

What are you talking about? That was sooo NOT me!


As always this was created by MckMama...whatever you do, do NOT check her out.

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I always said I did NOT want to do this....

This past week was NOT full of ups and downs.

My husband did NOT leave for 16 days for work (cough under breathe and spit out...Bullsh?t...vacation is what I NOT call it)

I did NOT throw my staff their Alice In Wonderland/Mad Hatter appreciation party Friday night.

I did NOT get my mother to take her lovely granddaughter overnight so I could attend/host the party.

I did NOT kick back a couple drinks....like I was some kind of rockstar.

I did NOT have to clean up after 75 wanna be rockstars.

I did NOT come home at 5 in the morning, tired out of my butt and teetering on the sober/drunk line and then did NOT sleep for 5 minutes while my dog did NOT lick the bottom of my jeans and then did NOT wake up so I could NOT do what I heard is called Drogging/Blunking. (Cammie?)

I did NOT sleep for just 5 hours because I promised my mother I would pick up my daughter late morning/early noon-ish...(She did NOT tell me late morning was preferred, because she did NOT have a hot date with Stepdad)

I did NOT return to work after picking up my daughter because I realized I hadn't done my managers schedule and it was on my computer....NOT AT work.

I did NOT buy 2 cases of Coke. (Dammit, diet...you suck!)

I did NOT just pat myself on the back for eating a salad for dinner and then an hour later shove my kids powdered doughnut in my mouth.

I did NOT just enjoy doing that. Really did NOT. :)




19 ramblings of your own:

Melissa said...

HAHA!!!! Blunking and I feel so honored to have been a witness.

Have a rockin' Monday, Mrs Rockstar!

The Blonde Duck said...

I'm glad you didn't have a doughnut. Even though it sounds tasty. :)

Cammie said...

LOL
I love you

jineen said...

ha! that was freakin hilarious :) i love reading everyone's not me mondays :) then i know i am still normal:)
hope that is the start to a great week!
jineen

Kim said...

I am so happy knowing I am not the only one who does NOT do certain things.

I haven't drogged/blunked, but I may NOT have drommented on someone else's blog...shh.

I am Harriet said...

Stopping by from SITS to say "Hello".

Mammatalk said...

Sounds like you did NOT have a great time! Do ya mind if I take a little power nap here? This Blog Jog is exhausting. Thanks for supporting me on my little adventure!

Funny in my mind said...

You did NOT have a busy weekend! Have a great week!

Martha said...

Wow, What a list of stuff you did Not do! Holy cow!

Joy said...

I'm so glad you did NOT do any of those things! ;o)

Laura Kay said...

I love reading what people did NOT do on Mondays :)

Krissy said...

ALKIE!!! i guess when the cat's away...you know the rest.

The Mommy said...

That was NOT a great list!! LOL Well done!

Stopping by Blog Stalkers! Come check mine out!

Janna Bee said...

I did NOT get a huge kick out of your drunken bloggyness. I also do NOT intend to join the ranks of drunken bloggyness on my girls night out tomorrow!

Welcome to the Not Me Mondays!

distractinglybombastic said...

I wanna do one of these not me things. Maube I'll get around to it some time this year ;)

3 Bay B Chicks said...

Today is a very big day in the Where’s Wenda? Contest. I am visiting all of the SITS followers. Can I do it? There are around 1000 followers. Oh my! Better grab my cup of coffee and get on my way. Be sure to visit Hot Chocolate Caramel Mocha and Three Bay B Chicks as part of your contest entry.

-Wenda

Brandy said...

I did NOT come by to show my fellow Welcomista some love. I did NOT enjoy the hell out of this post either.

Megan said...

Sounds like a lot good stuff you should've tried. ;0P

Kalei said...

I think I need to go blogunking and end with a blunking session. Great Not me. Glad you finaly did one. rough week at work, not (really)much time to blog, even with the 100 post event....almost walked out....shove it to them, but I did not do that (really) and still work at the same place. really.