What are you talking about? That was sooo NOT me!

As always this was created by MckMama...whatever you do, do NOT check her out.

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I always said I did NOT want to do this....

This past week was NOT full of ups and downs.

My husband did NOT leave for 16 days for work (cough under breathe and spit out...Bullsh?t...vacation is what I NOT call it)

I did NOT throw my staff their Alice In Wonderland/Mad Hatter appreciation party Friday night.

I did NOT get my mother to take her lovely granddaughter overnight so I could attend/host the party.

I did NOT kick back a couple drinks....like I was some kind of rockstar.

I did NOT have to clean up after 75 wanna be rockstars.

I did NOT come home at 5 in the morning, tired out of my butt and teetering on the sober/drunk line and then did NOT sleep for 5 minutes while my dog did NOT lick the bottom of my jeans and then did NOT wake up so I could NOT do what I heard is called Drogging/Blunking. (Cammie?)

I did NOT sleep for just 5 hours because I promised my mother I would pick up my daughter late morning/early noon-ish...(She did NOT tell me late morning was preferred, because she did NOT have a hot date with Stepdad)

I did NOT return to work after picking up my daughter because I realized I hadn't done my managers schedule and it was on my computer....NOT AT work.

I did NOT buy 2 cases of Coke. (Dammit, diet...you suck!)

I did NOT just pat myself on the back for eating a salad for dinner and then an hour later shove my kids powdered doughnut in my mouth.

I did NOT just enjoy doing that. Really did NOT. :)