The kid is in a chocolate bunny induced sleep slumber yelling "No, No, bunny...Stop."
(and yes, I wiped the chocolate off her face...what kind of mother do you think I am? Woof Woof, go lick it off real quick before someone checks Lil Ramblers face...go....good dog)
I had to work.
Daddy Rambler still on work trip.
My poor mother. She had Nana Duty.
She videotaped everything, cared for a very rambunctious 2 year old with enough energy to kick the Energizer Bunny's ass, and dealt with constant mommy call ins for a play by play on moments I was missing.
Nana Rambler said Lil Rambler was like this crazy tracker hunting eggs with her little cousins.
Words, heard while on phone with Nana Rambler during egg hunt, screamed/whined/spoken in child language:
No, wait, me me me (my kid not gotten the word mine down totally)
Eggs?....Ewwww...ohhhh....chocolate....(or more like.....chdjhdhsighlwsdlate)...NICEEEE.
Mommmmmm, I only have two!!!
Lil Rambler, SHARE PLEASE.
Um, (Nana's Sister to Nana), we must hide eggs again, they were too fast. :)
Ages 2-4 so it worked a second time too.
I'm trying REAL hard to behave and not even look in her Easter goodie stash.
I saw photos of myself and swore not to eat until the skinny bitch in me comes screaming out yelling...FINALLY!!!
FINE, I'm putting the bowl of cereal down.
To finish typing this sentence.
When I'm done with it, me and the rescue team will come after YOU.
We're coming Skinny B....
P.S....Keep this guy in your thoughts....