So I'm at work the other day and my staff and I were chit chatting.
Drunk story here.
Crazy person talk there.
Baby stuff (from the only mom in the room....me).
Scared look in young peoples eyes. (Sheesh)
And you know what? I got a post idea from it.
Of course.
Some drunk person could benefit from my kid's diaper bag.
Or maybe I'll call it....The I'm Drunk and Need my Mommy Bag?
I don't know....think of some other names while I ramble on here.....
And now....items you, the drunk person, will find useful if you were stuck with my diaper bag.
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Girls....I'm not sure this comes in thong options. I'll check and get back to you.
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Actually, don't ask my husband.
How would you NOT feel a little better wiping the left over vomit with this?
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Have I forgot anything bloggy pals?
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26 ramblings of your own:
The bib ... you know, for when you pass out and inevitably start drooling all over your top. Or when you pass out, and somebody else starts drooling on your top. Multi-faceted little bibs!
I agree with Heather, a bib for sure!
Ha ha! Perhaps a burp rag or some baby tylenol to help with the headache!
Yep, I agree. Add the bib.
Perhaps a few of those little Cherrios containers filled with dry cereal or crackers...to help absorb some of the alcohol when the drunk person gets that no-so-great-feeling of, "Oh, crap.... I shouldn't have had that last one..."
Very funny.
Maybe even include a rattle because I think a drunk person and a rattle would be humorous to watch. Then you could film it and post it on YouTube and get on The Today Show when it became really popular. The title of the video could be called: "When Drunk People Play With Rattles."
This is a wonderful, helpful post! I hope that your work people get a chance to read it. Maybe post it on the employee bulletin board? :)
I agree a bib and some baby tylenol for the headaches. LOL! This is HILARIOUS!
Funny and so terribly true... :)
A change of clothes, just in case you happen to lose a piece of it here or there throughout the night. :)
Yeah, I second the bib!!!!
How about a binkie (pacifier) to keep the drunk from saying something stupid.
So flippin' funny!
And I agree with the change of clothes...for exactly the same reasons!
Too funny! And I agree with previous posters... a bib and a change of clothes. At least one or the other! I don't know how many times I got drunk and spilled my drink all over my shirt...
Maybe some snacks?
Excellent plan for a drunk bag.
i'm a fairly new reader/commenter so feel free to block me due to vulgarity but . . . some girls need a paci so as not to suck on 'something else'. (there - cleaned it up)
Dang! I'm too late to the party. All the good stuff's been taken.
I agree; you forgot the bib. What else can I say? Just wow.
baby toy car keys. that way they won't drive drunk home after you have switched their set of keys with the baby's!
I agree that a pacifier would be useful - stop a crying jag perhaps?
This reminds me of a question I had after reading an article the other day...
When I'm a Mom, Miss Rambler, do I have to call it a sippy cup?
And do I have to use the word "poopy"?
Your bag scares me to the point of needing a drink. It's a vicious cycle.
Ditto on the bib and cloth diaper/burp rag.
Goldfish crackers fo sho!!
You know at 3 a.m. those little babies would be heavenly :)
I gave you The Lemonade Stand Award. http://www.inthelifeofptsd.blogspot.com
Such a multi-purpose bag!
Maybe throw in one of those baby cell phones so no drunk dialing occurs!!
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