It's been about a month since my three year old has been in preschool.
It's been great.
I decided to go on my three year old's first field trip to a Children's Discovery Center. (Awesomely Awesome by the way).
I was paired with my kid and her little boyfriend. BLESS his heart. If every little boy could be like him....I know she'll marry a good man. Oh and I only 'lost' him 3 times. Don't tell.
(I also praise any adult that actually WANTS to take 75 children OUT of the preschool. Between the ages 2-4. I seriously bow my head down.)
BUT, (and there is always a but), I met HIM.
The absolute complete opposite of my daughter's adorable future husband. The one that MY husband fears my daughter will choose cause he's the bad ass. The rebel. The one us girls can't stay away from.
The KID that just screams at your insides and scratches his nails on your inner chalkboard of a soul.
That is mean...just to be mean.
How in the hell can you be such a little sh&t?
I mean poopyhead?
I mean...not nice.
(as I recited to my little one when she complained why was he mean to her)
I sorta noticed this little hellion her second week but thought nothing of it.
But after spending two hours with Satan's spawn, I had to keep reminding myself....I am 34 and he is 3. They are children. They will 'work' it out.
It became my mantra that day at the Children's Discovery Center.
Kids were everywhere, learning, sharing, not sharing, listening, not listening....and I silently thanked the blessed teachers who were probably praying for a flask of alcohol to get them through the day.
Only cause we love Teacher Amazing & Teacher Awesome.
I kept swatting at my legs this morning while waiting for my husband to let me back into the house after uh, locking myself out while walking the dog.
I looked down cause the 'flies' kept annoying me.
I need to shave my legs.
Whoa...I REALLY need to shave my legs.
And my eyebrows if my BFF has anything to add to that. (right BFF?)
Saskia over at Saskia's Spot takes the most amazing photos and she is absoTUTELY fantastic.
Thanks for the little holiday cheer that came my way!!
Go check her out! Tell her hello!
Anyone so refined and lovely that enjoys my antics has to be awesome :)
My job never gets boring.
While leaving work the other night, around nightclub time, a co-worker and I watched, (and giggle-smirked), a girl pull up to the elevator thinking someone was going to valet her car, then get back in when the security guard was walking by saying she needed to PARK her car herself.
And THEN watched her slooowwwwlllly pull into....
.....a parked car, and not the empty spot next to it.
The poor security guard told her to back up...but halt heart attacked while I shrieked and ran like a frantic not so graceful paranoid person realizing my car was in her back up path of destruction ..
"Whoa...let me move my car, before crazy drunk chic backs up real slooowwwlllly into it".
So the guard put/sacrificed his body by positioning himself between my car and hers to let me save my chariot from sure stupidity of drunk girl driving.
All while her semi drunk friends all slurred to her...
Who lets these people drive?
I'm sorry I haven't been around. I always get stressed out around this time.
I wrote about it last year so I'll just link you there. It's not my normal funny so don't go without tissue.
Happy Holidays Bloggy Peeps.
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