It's time for Not Me Mondays created by the brilliant MckMama. Have you checked out her photography? They are so NOT holy Wow. Seriously NOT. :)
I did NOT work many many days in a row. (grumble mumble) I was so unNOTmotivated on Friday. Last day of work before Saturday's day off.
OMG....did I tell you all....I so did NOT have my first SPA fricking DAY! On Saturday!
OK, it wasn't a full spa day, but I totally did NOT have my first ever paid massage. One hour of complete heaven. It was NOT to celebrate BFF DEE's bridal shower party day.
Shave legs and armpits. Check.
Take shower. Check.
Do hair. Check. (just made me feel pretty)
New Spa clothes. Check. (Idk. Just felt necessary)
Pretty panties to be worn while getting massage. CHECK. (I'm still a new mom....who knows sometimes what we wear. I gotta get my crap together.)
No eating of fart producing foods. Check. (cross fingers)
We did NOT have a wonderful time at lunch afterwards (the massage and the farting). It was a combo of our monthly girls day out thing. Next month will be her wedding. Oh.my.God. What a girls day out that will be!
I did NOT also get a great friend to come to my house and cut loads of inches off. THANK.YOU.STERF.
Oh....and my mother did NOT get eloped on Friday, March 20. You sneaky lady you!
Yeah. My weekend did NOT so rock! (knee down on ground with hands in air with some kind of hand signal stating I'm the sheesnack.)